Food for thought...

Let me first say that I am not the healthiest eater. I do like to eat fast food, but I don't eat it every day. And I certainly don't claim to be a good eater and then eat shit food. It is amazing the eating habits I see from my fellow co-workers.

Let's start with breakfast habits. Just like any normal workplace, coffee is everyone's first choice, but we do have our regular soda drinker- Coke, Diet Coke.
Then we have the "I am on a diet, so instead of dumping a canister of sugar in my coffee, I will just have a extra large McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A sweet tea with extra syrup on top" people, who if they didn't eat so much sugar, would probably be 5-10 pounds lighter.

One of my most faavvvoooorrriiitteeee breakfasts I have seen here at work- is what I call the Breakfast of Champions.

Coke and Snickers Bar or if she is feeling a little over weight, she may have a Sweet Tea and breakfast sandwich from McDonalds or Chick Fil A. I mean, I know that Snickers satisfies hunger, but come'on-- really?

If she did not have time to stop at a fast food joint, she may induldge herself with a "who knows how old" Honey Bun from the vending machine. And if the honey bun has almost reached its hardness-- well, nothing the microwave won't fix. All I can say to this is... Woof! Those honey buns are the only thing in the vending machine that never get switched out because well, they're gross. However, the Honey Bun did fufill its Honey Bun Destiny!

And if that doesn't get your taste buds going... maybe this will.
Brown Sugar and Cinnamon pop tarts toasted and while still warm spreading butter all over it. Why don't you just eat a tablespoon of sugar and take a bite from a stick of butter and smack on that?!


Please keep in mind this is the same person who comes in to the breakroom and says, "Ewwww! What are you eating?" (my pet peeve) and I nicely say... "Sushi."


Hmmm... Sushi or a Clogged Artery??


We also have the "I am on a diet" co workers who like to say they are going to eat better and well, fail. The "I am on a low carb diet" individual likes to eat rolled up leaves of lettuce and sandwich meat and then down it with a bag of pork rinds. FRIED FAT with spicy seasoning on TOP!!!


As the bag of bag falls from the vending machine, the 60 year old woman says in her baby voice "Ooohhhh I am going to be bad."

0g net Carbs, High and Fat and Sodium

I admit it is hard to eat healthy when it is just so easy to pop in $.60 cents in and get bag of chips. Hell, I am guilty of it. There are just some eating habits that are just not my style or maybe these people just really annoy the shit out of me. It's a little bit of both.

Buddies,Bars, Beers & Boobs

My weekends usually consist of hanging out with friends or hanging out with friends at a wedding. This weekend was full of friends and laughing and "the best. "

Buddies: Travisimo, LT aka Lorraina, Cfm aka Cassandra, TeamEd2

Bars:

Triangle Char and Bar- this was my third night in a row at this bar. I will definitely need a break from it after this week. However, the company I had a Triangle was great. Beers, Shots, Cigs, Laughs-- what more could I have wanted? Well, I was about to find out.

We then headed to the Tattooed Moose- a first timer for all buddies involved.

After a few beers and a few shots, it was decided by all that we would head to Jaguars. For those of you who do not know what this... it is a Strip Club in the not so hot part of the peninsula. Please keep in mind this is about 11pm. Once again, a first timer moment for all involved. TeamEd2 ended up dropping about... hmmm... $200 in the first 20 mins of us being there. I am going to be honest... I was excited to be somewhere different. There were naked girls dancing on poles, while half naked girls served us alcohol. I mean, what's not to like, right? Not to mention, we were given crisp $2 bills to hand to the lovely ladies who were working their tiny lil shirts off.

The highlight of the night...

Question #1:Why the hell would someone want to do this to themsleves?

Answer: Obviously this middle aged woman wanted to hide the fact that she has a huge nose and replace it with GIANT boobs.

Question #2: Why the hell would people want to see her skip around on a stage shaking her dodge ball sized breasts and rubbing her bologna sized areolas?

Answer: It was shocking... It was hard not to look. SHE WAS EVERYWHERE... THEY WERE EVERYWHERE. If it wasn't her boob it was a shadow of the damn things. She ended her performance by placing a cup in between her boobs and allowing people to wad up their money and try to make a shot in to the cup. What's not fun about that? Travisimo missed. Waste of $2 bucks. Bastard!

I then picked the stripper I wanted to give my money-- or rather, TeamEd2's money to. And then I saw her-- she was like an angel-- not really, but the prettiest one of all of them. I was amazed by her talent on the pole. I walked up to her and told her how pretty I thought she was and what a great job I thought she was doing. She thanked me and made out with my neck. PAUSE FOR REACTION. I giggled drunkenly... and stuck my money her in her g string. At that moment "I fell in love with a stripper." But quickly fell out of love when my hubs walked up and gave her money and she made out with his neck! WTF! She cheated on me! I don't know if I can forgive her. We stayed at the club for a few hours... we met some interesting people and had a photo shoot- which I am not sure if that was allowed in the strip club, but no one stopped us.

RARRRRR!!!!!!!!!

~Being good and being really good at it!

Surprise!

sur·prise

1) (n.) The act of coming upon, or taking, unawares; the act of seizing unexpectedly;
2) (n.) To come or fall suddenly and unexpectedly; to take unawares; to seize or capture by unexpected attack
3) (n.) To strike with wonder, astonishment, or confusion, by something sudden, unexpected, or remarkable; to confound; as, his conduct surprised me.
4) (n.) Anything that causes such a state or emotion.
5) (n.) To lead (one) to do suddenly and without forethought; to bring (one) into some unexpected state; -- with into; as, to be surprised into an indiscretion; to be surprised into generosity.
6) (n.) A dish covered with a crust of raised paste, but with no other contents.

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Something must be in the air at casa de Arnett-- Last week I was taking a nap after a long day at le office and I woke up to a singing Travisimo (the hubby). He was just walking around the house aimlessly. Of course I woked up groggy and super annoyed. I heard Travisimo say,

"Hey! What's that on your pillow?"

My eyes adjusted and I lifted my head to find a gift card for a one hour massage including gratuity. I was very surprised and so happy! The hubs was very proud of himself- as he should be.

Suprise #2
Around the time of working and pretending to be working- which is about 3:30pm--- I was just sitting at my desk "working." I heard the door open and I saw Travisimo struttin' his "dippy" self towards my desk--- it was very intense-- I noticed he was hiding something behind his back... and he was grinning ear to ear..... and BOOM! ROSES!!!



It was so sweet! This is an upgrade to the rose bush he had delivered to work 3 years ago for Valentine's day. I was so bajiggity! aka happy, excited

The flowers are the only thing worth a damn on my desk at this point.

( And yes that would be my blog up on my computer at work... oops- BUSTED!)

Surprise #3

Travisimo encourages this new writing/ blogging/ uploading my thoughts hobby. So, he put together a little station for me in the guest bedroom. He cleaned out the old ThinkPad and has dontated to my blogging cause. He even set it all up for me. How very nice!

Surprise #4

Travis bought a new truck last week and I just found out yesterday. He wasn't going to tell me about it... he just wanted to see how long it would take me to notice it was new.

For about 6 days I thought that I was getting surprises because he loved me... really it was because he got a new truck and didn't tell me.

Awesome.