"We've got a first timer over here"

First times...


FOR ME:



Blogging- I haven't really thought this out, but I am guessing it will go a little like this, "I get to write what I want, when I want, how I want" --- sounds like my kind of gig. I will do my best filtering my thoughts, but I can't make any promises. No candy coating here.


Kiss- my inital thought was "I like this boy. He is cute." My mom was at the grocery store and I had a boy in my room--- BIG NO NO. I got nervous and bit his lip...and... it started bleeding. We never kissed again.


Date- I think my Big Brother came home from college to witness and scare the living $#!& out of my date. I was 16 and my date picked me up on a Delorean-- YES, the "Back to the Future Car" Two weeks later he was seen walking around the school hall with a sophomore blonde who looked like an umpa lumpa--- She was obviously a first timer to self tanning. Woof.

Love- I would feel like a total hopeless romantic and somewhat SLORE if I said 14, so I am going to go with 20. Was it REAL LOVE?? Hell No--- that happened at AGE: 24 I met this crazy cowboy at a bar. Drunk. 6 months later- moved in together. 3 months later- engaged. 8 months later- married. Fast, but so RIGHT!

The Deed- Held out for as long as I could...finished catholic school a "good" catholic school girl... then I was easily corrupted by an Italian "Jerry" from NY. I cried. It sucked. He could quite possibly be related to one of the cast members from the Jersey Shore. I am not proud. Woof.

With that said, there is a first time for everything. We live and learn. So, just remember to "BE GOOD or BE GOOD AT IT."